Tuesday, May 13, 2008

"What Are You Doing?"

It's been a few weeks since I've written a Hills post but we're back in action for the season three finale. 

We last left Heidi in Las Vegas with her bosses to scope out a new hotel and casino.

"Think really hard before you do something stupid." - Stephanie Pratt
Within five minutes of this weeks episode Spencer is on his way to Las Vegas to completely humiliate Heidi. As much as those two annoy me (beyond words) I can't help but look forward to this awkward confrontation. 

Heidi walks through the Sahara Hotel & Casino with a notebook and pen in hand. I'll give her credit here because every good Working Girl knows not to go anywhere without a notebook and pen. But really, what is she really writing down? Her to do list? She probably doesn't know how to write.

All Whitney and Lauren talk about while at work at People's Revolution is Audrina. Bor-ing! Where is Kelly Cutrone?

"Working with drinks? Yeah, that sounds really legit Heidi" -Stephanie Pratt
I have to say working with drinks sounds pretty legit to me seeing as I was drunk or hungover for 85% of my work trip to South Africa. Anyway, Spencer and Stephanie are on their way to sabotage Heidi's work trip. As he walks in, Heidi is hanging with the boys. I would be so awkward if I were having drinks with three of my male work superiors.

"What are you doing? What are you doing? Like, what are you doing?" - Heidi
Blah, blah, blah we've heard this fight before. Brent Bolthouse is no joke. I picture him as an intimidating boss and now Heidi is on his bad side. 

Back in LA...
"I'm gonna eat all of the cheese before [Audrina] gets here, which is not going to be good for my behind!" -Lo 
Best. Lo. Quote. Ever.

And back in Las Vegas, Brent is waiting for Heidi outside the hotel. She's late. A good Working Girl isn't late. She is on time or early. Unless, of course, it's a Friday morning after a Thursday night happy hour that went a little too long. Brent left her. What a gentleman! No worries, she's with Spencer. Didn't see that one coming. False. 

"I feel like I need to talk to Audrina." - Lauren
THEN DO IT ALREADY!!!! Ok, good, she's finally talking to Audrina and it's probably the worst conversation ever, nothing was resolved. 

Spencer and Heidi are back together. That's it? That's the season finale? 

At this point I'm ready to swear off The Hills. It's the same thing over and over again. But someone at MTV is doing their job and the "Next season on The Hills" package has sucked me back in. Kelly Cutrone. New hot boys. Lo and Audrina fighting. Yes. Yes. Yes!


i'm not really a diva said...

If there is one thing MTV knows how to do well, besides create insanely addictive reality series, it's how to cut a trailer that leaves you wanting more. The trailer for season 4 was totally addictive! So while I thought - "that's it?!?" at the end of the finale...I know I'll tune into the season 4 premiere.

Amanda said...

That was the worst season finale eeeevvvver! But I will admit that I can't help but get excited about season four. What is wrong with me?! lol

Jenn said...

While I know this is all staged, Spencer's arrival at the casino drove me nuts! What woman would blow off her boss and go home with Spencer? Heidi gives a bad name to women.

The Alleged Ringleader said...

Seriously me too! I was sooo over it! I mean did you notice more than half of the show was commercials and those idiot aftershow people??

I totally got sucked back in my the previews - DAMN MTV and my reality tv addiction!

Stephanie said...

Argh! I missed the trailer for next season, but I think this season sort of sucked. Why can't Lauren see that Lo is mean to Audrina? Is she that dumb or was it just not written into her script yet? Either way I'll tune in August...

Miss Building Blocks said...

Yes- people who actually tune in to my favorite show! Ok, this blog is officially important! Am I the only one who can't wait until August 18th???


Anonymous said...

I completely agree with your post on this...I just watched the bit longer trailer of season 4 and I can't wait to see Audrina say to Lo one more time, "I don't care!" lol.